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05. 26. 12. 12:34 am ♥ 21849

Book club with authors

Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-" JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart. Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?! Suzanne Collins: Yes bu- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
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05. 26. 12. 12:25 am ♥ 5393

Three countries. One picture.This is the junction of Iguazú and Paraná rivers, where three countries have their borders: Paraguay, Argentina, and Brazil.
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Three countries. One picture.
This is the junction of Iguazú and Paraná rivers, where three countries have their borders: Paraguay, Argentina, and Brazil.

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05. 25. 12. 11:38 pm

I’m seeing Jodie tomorrow.

For the first time in what feels like forever. I guess only one question remains…

…shorts or jeans?

05. 24. 12. 10:40 pm ♥ 6
I fingered my girlfriend to this…now she is dead.
A YouTuber commenting on a speedcore song
05. 24. 12. 10:17 pm ♥ 2

Why the hell have I found myself listening to happy hardcore?

05. 24. 12. 09:22 pm ♥ 3

Why does your life suck?

Because you genuinely believe that whining about your so-called mediocre life with your spoilt-brat attitude and general ungratefulness actually gets you friends.

That’s why. Now stop fucking asking.

05. 24. 12. 09:12 pm

Oh yeah,

Eurovision.

05. 24. 12. 08:52 pm ♥ 6

There is a private circle of hell reserved for anyone involved in the production of the Student Finance online application.

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05. 26. 12. 12:34 am ♥ 1

floodsofcolour:

I love it when I don’t listen to metal for ages and then The Contortionist

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05. 26. 12. 12:24 am ♥ 6139

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05. 25. 12. 10:16 am ♥ 5
Apparently, if somebody dies during an exam, we all get our predicted grades, well somebody needs to take one for the team..
me :’)

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05. 24. 12. 10:27 pm ♥ 133
derekku:

kemetically-ankhtified:

RIAA Sues Defunct Music Downloading Service ‘LimeWire’ For $72 Trillion
i feel like the RIAA put different amounts in a hat and picked one out without looking on some Dr. Evil shit


Limewire? I didn’t know we’re in the year 2006…

$72 trillion?! That’s more money than there is in the world!

derekku:

kemetically-ankhtified:

RIAA Sues Defunct Music Downloading Service ‘LimeWire’ For $72 Trillion

i feel like the RIAA put different amounts in a hat and picked one out without looking on some Dr. Evil shit

Limewire? I didn’t know we’re in the year 2006…

$72 trillion?! That’s more money than there is in the world!

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05. 24. 12. 10:05 pm ♥ 2
PMS: A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Windows Operating System, and the scream of a banshee.
Urban Dictionary
05. 24. 12. 09:16 pm ♥ 26281

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05. 24. 12. 08:54 pm ♥ 9051

Especially the bottom-middle one.

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